Jocelyn's Cartoons: June 2010 Archives

Bottles

By Jocelyn Paine on June 30, 2010 7:17 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Perspective of bottles with 'MAKE $$$ FAST', 'LOSE WEIGHT FAST', 'VIAGRA', and other messages too small to read, emanating from castaway on desert island.

Drawn for Dr. Dobbs

No Earthly Power

By Jocelyn Paine on June 23, 2010 4:58 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Demon pointing uncertainly at contract, and smug programmer. Demon says 'So you want eternal youth, irresistable to women, _and_ no bugs in your spreadsheets?'.

Drawn for Dr. Dobbs

Mr. Excel

By Jocelyn Paine on June 16, 2010 8:36 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Boring bespectacled man in black suit trousers but no top, with TAX tattoed on one arm, ACCOUNTANT on the other, and MR EXCEL then A1 on his torso. Is leaving a tatto parlour.

Drawn for Dr. Dobbs

Buskers

By Jocelyn Paine on June 16, 2010 2:00 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Busker on Cornmarket.

Buskers

By Jocelyn Paine on June 12, 2010 2:00 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Lee Davies and Che on Cornmarket on Saturday, in front of HSBC.

Lee Davies and Che on Cornmarket in front of HSBC.

Labels

By Jocelyn Paine on June 9, 2010 2:00 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

One
multi-armed alien, with all ten arms happily pointing at all the labels
in a complicated listing, says to his colleague 'Fnork? This Terran
Workshop on Program Restructuring. Why do Earthlings worry so much about
labels?'