Unemployment Up - Now 3 Million
By our Virtual Economics Correspondent, Graham Stark
Day 0
Unemployment hit 3 million yesterday. In the
latest round of lob losses, the Grimethorpe Grommets
factory closed, shedding 4000 jobs.
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Wet Weather Continues
By our staff writer
Day 0
There were 67 flood warnings still in force yesterday as Britain
continued to soak under heavy rains. Many sporting events were
cancelled. Sales of Wellington Boots reached record levels.
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Time Gentlemen Please!
By our Virtual Economics Correspondent, Graham Stark
Day 2
It was reported yesterday that many pubs are closing because
their clientele, most of whom are no longer employed, can no
longer afford to drink in them. Said our Virtual
Economics Advisor, Andy Beharrell, "this loss of output to the
economy is
well
known to be amongst the many
costs of unemployment".
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Travel Book Sales Soar
By our staff writer
Day 2
The best-selling new travel book "Beautiful Biggleswade" has now surpassed
the record sales set by J.K.Rowling's previous bestseller, Harry
Potter.
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Agony Aunt
By our agony columnist
Day 3
Dear Auntie. I am a GP. Unemployed people
keep coming to me and asking for me to prescribe
anti-depressants. I am so busy I can no longer
keep up and am becoming very depressed. What
should I do?
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Wellington Boots "Could Reflate Economy"
By our Virtual Economics Advisor, Andy Beharrell
Day 3
You know, I have been thinking. With this weather
set to continue, perhaps we should
stimulate
demand with a really huge government initiative to
provide free Wellington Boots to every adult in the UK.
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