Somniloquacity
(cartoon)
Inside Job
Google Fish
(cartoon)
Incompatibility
Hear Me Croak
(cartoon)
Cover
Pictures
The Ills That Steel's not Heir
To
(cartoon)
SQL Jokes
Amazing Story, Amazing
Cover
Bubbles
(cartoon)
The Last Evolution
Non-Representational Art
SAnTa NAV
(cartoon)
A Christmas Puzzle
How to Modularise a Spreadsheet
Plain English
How to Reveal Implicit
Structure in Spreadsheets
Casting One's Bread
(cartoon)
Plain Language
Greater and Lesser
(cartoon)
The Ultimate Computer Story
On the Drawbacks of Modern
Technology
(cartoon)
Google Aren't Idle
Fearful Vista
(cartoon)
In Silicon No One
Can Hear
You Scream
Googlewhacked
(cartoon)
A History of Computing in 100
Objects
Eggsamining Mereology
(cartoon)
Story of Your Life
Gonna Sit Right Down ...
(cartoon)
Green Magic
Døt Døt Dæsh
(cartoon)
The
Processes that Count
How to Survive as a High-Energy
Physics Sysadmin
(cartoon)
When Sysadmins Ruled the
Earth
Wild Flowers
(cartoon)
Frivolous Uses of Time
Travel (2): All You Zombies
Little White Lies
(cartoon)
The Only Valid Measurement of Code
Quality
A4Billion
(cartoon)
Excel's Missing Ha'p'orth
R.I.P.
(cartoon)
Petter's
Computer Science
Songbook
Alien Imperative
(cartoon)
How to Build a Web Page in 25 Steps
Charity
(cartoon)
On the Properties of a
Sonic Screwdriver
Mis-Guided
(cartoon)
Two
Electrons Short of an Atom
Language Gap
(cartoon)
What Google Tells Me
People Want
Secrets
(cartoon)
How to Eliminate Boredom at Work
Getting Tough
(cartoon)
Why We Call Them "Lion Food"
Proverbs in Pictures I: Don't Count
Your Chickens Before
They're Hatched
(cartoon)
Recaptioned (with cartoons)
Good Weather for Ducks
(cartoon)
Unicode and the Shavian
Alphabet II
Unexpected News
Via Google
Accounting Error
Waiting for Moore
(cartoon)
Where I Want to Move to
Reprogramming Aibo
(cartoon)
Sony Aibo Images
Sweet Words (cartoon)
Doing Owt wi' Nowt
Bottles (cartoon)
Convergence to a Pint
Unicode
and the Shavian Alphabet II
No Earthly Power
(cartoon)
MS Fnd in a Lbry
How NOT to Use
Excel
Mr. Excel (cartoon)
Unicode
and the Shavian Alphabet
The History and Benefits
of Ada
Labels (cartoon)
The End-User and the Expert
Artisan
Demonstrating a
Mini-Compiler with a Stack-Machine Program that Calculates
Factorials
When the
Careless Killer Robots Come
When the
Clumsy Killer Robots Come
When the
Cultured Killer Robots Come
The PowerPoint Sketch
Google's Window Tax
Come From
LiveHTTPHeaders for Tracing
URLs
Dress Code
What
Might Category Theory do for Artificial Intelligence and
Cognitive Science?
An Online Budget Questionnaire,
JavaCC,
and the
Three Ways of Putting Together
The Hole in my
Budget
Hello Dear Leader
Operating
Systems as Beers
Windows Factory
Settings
Self-Depeditation
with PL/I
Microsoft Announces Improved Blue Screen
of Death
"Too many errors on
one line (make fewer)"
Stack Machines, Expression
Evaluation, and the Magic
of Reverse Polish
Nature's
Futures
Christoph Lehner's
Tree Drawing Program
for Prolog
GRIPS: a Preprocessor for
Functional Notation in Prolog
How to Call SWI-Prolog from PHP
5
How to Get
Tomorrow's Date in Perl
Snobol Patterns
in Prolog IV: bal, and the Use of Failure to
Diagnose Patterns
Associative Programming and
Snobol's Unusual Indirect-Referencing Operator
Marc Stiegler's Gentle
Seduction
Snobol Patterns
in Prolog III: Sharing Code with
Higher-Order Programming
- Snobol Patterns
in Prolog II: Span with Count
Arbno, the Cursor, and
Snobol Patterns in Prolog
More Technonecrophilia with
Snobol One-Liners
Programs That
Transform Their Own Source Code; or: the Snobol
Foot Joke
More New Year's
Resolutions
What We Did Fifty
Years Ago
To Prove Father
Christmas Exists
John Fremlin's Portable Version of
Jess Johnson's
Joke Generator in Lisp
Computer
Science
Revues at Cornell's Upson Hall
Jess Johnson's
Joke Generator in Lisp
One Sum He's Owed, By Any
Road
Exhalation
Artificial
Intelligence Meets Natural Stupidity
The Life and Wisdom
of Father Aloysius Hacker
Office
of the Future Past
How to Avoid Overpriced
Science
Journals
Hair Today, ...
Perspective
The Curse of the
Thinking Classes (cartoon)
And No
Play (cartoon)
Ode on
the Automation of Imbecility
The
Usefulness of Mutant Code
The
Usefulness of Broken Glasses
Escher's Edict
Rhetorical Initiative II:
animating Reagan
Rhetorical Initiative
I
Prolog as a
Text-Hacking Language
Heroes and Differences
Captioned
(with cartoons)
Primed
(cartoon)
I Tweet, You're a
Twit, He's a Twat
(cartoon)
Bound to be Called
(cartoon)
Fatal Addition (with cartoon)
Defining Excel Functions without Visual Basic:
a compiler that converts Excel function definition
sheets to VBA
An Ounce of
Image (with cartoon)
Frivolous Uses of Time
Travel (1)
Where am
I?
A Conversation
with
Einstein's Brain
Ram Shift
Tolerance
The European Spreadsheet Risks
Interest Group
Conference is in Paris Next Week
Functions
Ο
Μαθητής
Μαθαίνει
το
Μαθηματικά;
or:
You
Say Math, I Say Maths
Blog
Google and the Priests
Crystal Nights
Thought for the Day
Artificial
Intelligence
Lightbulb Jokes
Documenting
Spreadsheets with Pseudo-Code: an Exercise with
Cash-Flow and Loans
Applied
Mathematics Kits
An
Arc Through AI Space
Poem
on the Determination of Consciousness
Consciousness is not a
Window
How to Generate a
Tree-Building Parser in Java using JJTree
Eternal Flame
Flow Charts
Don't Explain Maths; it's Easier to Explain how Hard it is to
Explain
New Hope for the Dead
Springy Applet Duck
The Consultant
How to Document a Spreadsheet: an
Exercise with Cash-Flow and Loans
Yet More XML: with
Prolog
Idiot Script
On Handling the Data
Gliders, Hasslers, and the
Toadsucker: Writing and Explaining a Structured Excel Life Game
Poplog, continuations, Eliza, AI education, and
Prolog
AM/FM
Thought for the Day
The Prolog Lightbulb Joke
An Excel Bonus
Sold
Salami with Wine
Salami in Oil
AI Phone Home (cartoon)
The Spreadsheet
Parts Repository for Excel and Google
Spreadsheets (with cartoon)
Filtering the
Inauguration (cartoon)
Intractability (cartoon)
Scenes from
a New Depression: Number 27 (cartoon)
Happy New Year (cartoon)
Why I Want to be Transhuman
Drawn by TAB for TiBS
Trials and tribulations: measuring drug
efficacy in clinical
trials, plotting graphs in Java with gnuplot, and reading Excel
with JExcelAPI
The Compressibility of Useful
Information
The Incompressibility of Useless
Information
Old Soldiers
The Dog Ate My
Homework
Problem Solved
Piled Higher and Deeper
Refer to Drawer
Installing and Using Skippy
A Plea to the Future
Coding with Dinosaurs
Clickaine
Famous First Words
Tipping the Spherical Cow
When Bankers Only MOVEd
Choosing Easily Distinguished Colours
with ColorBrewer
B&D with Lady Lovelace
Pestilence Goes Solo
Category Theory
Interactive Demonstration and Text Adventure
Binary
Holographic Reduced Representations in SWI-Prolog
Through the Toilet-Roll Tube
The
New Hacker's Dictionary
Category
Theory and the Interesting Truths
Good
Versus Great
Finding
the Best Metaphors will be the Work of a Generation
The
Excel Monkey
Category
Theory
Spreadsheet
Humour
Which
Spreadsheet Components Would You Like to See?
Three
Men in a Bar Found a Spreadsheet Society
Entrapping Minnows in the Jar with PL/1
((What
((is) with (all)) of (the) ()s?) Hmmm?)
Lightning
or Line Noise?
Primes
Neural
Net Urban Legends
Spreadsheet
Components, Google Spreadsheets, and Code Reuse
Listless
Haiku
How to
Waste a PhD
Listless
Earth Falls Toward The Sun And Everybody Dies - A
science-fiction plot-generator in Excel
I C BB 2
E
Early
Calls